A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance hu told him he had just thrown away an old Bible dat he found in an old box.He happened to mention dat Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.
“Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector.
“Yes,dat was it!”
“U idiot! U’v thrown away 1 of d 1st books ever printed! A copy recently sold at auction 4 half a million dollars!”
“Oh no, I don’t think dis book wud hav been worth anything close to dat much. It was scribbled all over in d margins by some guy named Martin Luther.”
Tsk tsk! =p