FUNNY BUT NO: The Good-Looking Mega-Church

The Story of the Cleaning Woman

There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.

The pastor thought to himself, “oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets – what would the members think of her.” He told her that she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide.

The following week, here she came again. She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still wanted to be baptized. “I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to become a member.

Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eating at the restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he approached her and said, “I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?

“Oh, yes,” she said. “I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of your church.

He did?” said the pastor.

Oh, yes” she replied. “He said even He hasn’t been able to get into your church yet, and He’s been trying for years.

Tsk tsk tsk!!! It’s really funny, but no . . .     The Church is not merely about having 2000+ great-looking members, nor it is about its rising tithe meter.  A church can only be good-looking and mega if and when Jesus Christ is in it.

Let us check  Ephesians 5:23 and Hebrews 13: 1-2.  God bless! 🙂

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Gbcyp is a Brother-to-Brother Accountability Group founded by the Young People's group of Guinhawa Bible Church of the ABCCOM & the ABCCOP.
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